The Sudden Death of Mr. R. J. Kestler's unfortunate female companion

John Bullshit snacked a bit before midnight, alighting onto the fiery rooftop just before dawn. He threw down his meteoric shellacking glove and leapt into song (Alex Hi@'s ghost on the dawntide) Throughout his mysterious travail, the unassailable Bullshit flew gloriously, his slippery tresses flowing like soft mad children, smug in the soft black hearts of infancy. You think you know better than John Bullshit? You don't KNOW Bullshit!
"I apologize for that," lapsed RJ's thoreau onbullion Kelli, "while T. S. Alexis maybe be a genius, he's most certainly also insane. I'm not insane though, surely not. Not even a bit."
It was the first time Alexis has tasted fear. He was in shock therapy, receiving his regular induced epileptic seizure.
Perhaps I'd better explain. You see, Alexis was a doppelganger. The curious thing about doppelgangers is that they originally exist in other universes created by extremely powerful emotions. The occurrence of doppelgangers in our universe was rare, occurring only when women learned to play the ghost song on the baby grand, stuttering cheering, smattering wildly. However, several people knew of secrets that would allow one to bring doppelgangers from one universe to another. These people were the witchdoctors of yore.
In the historically accurate story of the witchdoctor I told earlier, the souls of the murdered pagans created an alternate universe in which the inhabitants were limited to the tortured souls, the witchdoctor, and the murderous crusaders. Time was distended, and as such, did not factor into things in the traditional sense. Also, the universe spread only the size of the shrine during the fire, but in reality it is not possible to limit the size of a universe. Therefore, the infinite size of this universe was forced inside the building. There is no limit or set plan to the passageways and catacombs of this enflamed shrine.
The Christians gained power over the world, and they believed doppelgangers to be evil spirits, out to get us, and witchdoctorism a form of necromancy. Therefore, they tried to rout out the intentional transversal of doppelgangers into our universe. However, the underground managed to keep the knowledge alive, and eventually, through a backstory I'm sure I'll explore later, Kestler discovered the secret.
My period; it's Catholic heaven.
Lying on wretched sheets with a bloody virgin, we could start a religion.
Kestler modified the knowledge and created a machine. This was far more efficient than magic, but it caused unfortunate mental side effects. You see, machine-grabbed doppelgangers can see beyond the universe.
This may not make much sense to you, since you could never do it, but it is certainly possible and true, believe you all to me.
Her cunt gripped him like a warm friendly hand.
Impossible concentration.
The ability to see beyond the universe showed the doppelgangers the transitory nature of everything, and also the insignificance of practically everything. They were nihilists in the most extreme sense to all of us, but in truth, they sought a meaning for things far beyond what we could perhaps ever comprehend.
This is what allowed T.S. Alexis to become a fascist; he held no stock in human rights because humanity is nothing for him; he is a metauniversal traveler.
A further note on machine-grabbered doppelgangers. They are not sealed into our universe through the normal magical measures. This is why they can see beyond the universe. However, not only can they see beyond the universe; they can also move beyond it. This is bad business for R.J. Kestler! He forces each and every one of his doppelgangers to recieve regular shock therapy. The weakest among them go completely insane; those slightly stronger lose the ability to see or travel outside the universe. Stronger still, some can still see out of the universe. T.S. Alexis, however, was the strongest of them all, and could actually maintain his ability to travel beyond the universe. He remains in our universe for purposes yet to be revealed to the gentle reader.